Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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