did you get engaged???
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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We are two peas in an std pod
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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