i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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