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I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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