love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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