I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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