i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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