bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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