I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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