he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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