Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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