Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
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I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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