Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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