Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
wow bdsm is so cute
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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