i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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