fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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