Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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