I hate your face
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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