weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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