Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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