I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice