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i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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