Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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