my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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