I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.