Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place