fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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