That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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