last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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