So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Randomize
