I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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