She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Randomize