butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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