Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
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Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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