I want to stick my p in your. b.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Damn victory sex feels great
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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