that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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