We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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