break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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