whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You can't motorboat a personality
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
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I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
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The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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