I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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