I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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