Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Randomize