I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Randomize
