He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Help. Why am I so naked?
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