If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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