I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
You did what with his pubic hair?
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