so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
