so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
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