Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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