i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
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We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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