You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
