took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
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Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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ok first of all what the fuck
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