I bet he comes in French.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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