i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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