oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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