I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Come on in and take your pants off
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