question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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